Apocalypse Survival

• Ready America 72 Hour Survival Kit for 2 People — $39.44
  When the power fails or the order to evacuate comes, you do not want to be hunting for water in the dark. This two-person pack keeps 72 hours of the basics zipped and ready by the door.
• Permanent Match Keychain: SURVIVE Forever Match 5-Pack — $23.99
  It looks like a keychain but starts fires like a match — reusable, refillable, and built for 15,000 strikes. The SURVIVE Forever Match is the pocket fire starter that makes a small gift feel clever.
• Fire Escape Cloak: Extra Big Hooded Fire Blanket — $71.99
  The DIBBATU Fire Escape Cloak is a hooded fiberglass cape made to withstand heat up to 1100 degrees. When smoke makes the exit hard to see, it gives you a wearable fire blanket and a serious safety gift for a new home.
• Car Window Breaker Bracelet: Discreet Tungsten Safety Tool — $9.99
  The car window breaker bracelet is an innocent-looking wristband with a tungsten bead that can break tempered side glass. It keeps an escape tool on your wrist for the trapped-in-the-car moment you hope never comes.
• Hand Crank Air Raid Siren: 110 dB Emergency Alarm — $24.99
  When the power dies, a manual siren still cuts through the quiet. This waist-pack-ready hand crank air raid siren turns arm power into a 110 dB blast—an off-grid alarm and a Halloween centerpiece.
• Byrna SD: Non Lethal Self Defense Launcher Bundle — $429.99
  Some gifts say happy birthday. This one says come home safe. The Byrna SD is a CO2-powered launcher that fires kinetic rounds — non lethal by design, no permit required.
• Go Time Gear 2 Person Survival Tent for Emergencies — $19.95
  A two-person emergency shelter that packs to 6 x 6 x 6 inches. It's a space blanket you could actually spend a night in.

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